i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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