the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Randomize
