I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Randomize
