mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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