he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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