I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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