You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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