Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Duck Duck Cougar?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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