No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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