singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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