He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
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