im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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