my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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