question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Randomize
