Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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So much rum. So many feels.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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