Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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