just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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