I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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