i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
we should paint friendship bongs
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