The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
