You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
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I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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