went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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