Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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