my vag is so smooth its legendary
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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