I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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