I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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