You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
