i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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