okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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