Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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