He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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