i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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