Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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