I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
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He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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