Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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