I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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