Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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