i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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