i think i have herpe
just one?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
