I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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