I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Did we literally take a cab across the street
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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