youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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