I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
