I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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