so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
