Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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