I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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