i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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