Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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