dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
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I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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