Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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