Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
She even gives head with a lisp.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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