Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
We named our party play list daddy issues
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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