so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Everyone says I win the strip club
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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