She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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