Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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