I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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